Archive for Desserts

Peachy Punky Sweet Cornbread: HOLLA!

Okay, I realize it’s not very punk to say the word “HOLLA”, but really that’s just the sound you make when you taste this surprisingly sweet n’ easy cornbread.  Witness Peachy Punky Sweet Cornbread!

Eet a-make-a you HONGRY!

Yes, this is a good one, especially with summer coming on.

Summer isn’t for like two months, Punky.

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“Raptures”: Chocolate-Strawberry-Banana Shortbread Bars…

Yes, you will experience rapture when you bite into these sweet, smooth, chocolaty, shortbread bars.  Plus, it’s one of the greatest Blondie songs of all time, and Blondie were one of the greatest punk bands of all time, so it’s alllll coming together, eh?  Witness The Raptures: Chocolate-Strawberry-Banana Shortbread Bars…

"Hang each night in rapture..."

"Hang each night in rapture..."

Aaah, yes,  Are you ready?  Are you drooling?  This one borrows a bit from Paula Deen‘s Orange Citrus Dessert Bars (the shortbread part) and a bit from many recipes by my all-time cooking idol, Ina Garten (the chocolate part), and of course the rest is all PUNKY.  Come with me…

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Chocolate-Walnut-Strawberry Cornbread

Oh yes, people, you heard right.  Who said cornbread is only for jalapenos and cheddar?  (Though stay tuned for that version as well…)  I present to you, my special CHOCOLATE-WALNUT-STRAWBERRY CORNBREAD for dessert!  (Or snack, or breakfast, or fine, dip it in chili if you must, but I won’t be responsible for the results.  And I really think that’s a bad idea.)

Are your mouths watering yet, babies?

Are your mouths watering yet, babies?

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